Things You Never Hear in Church:
Hey! It's MY turn to sit on the front pew!
I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon
went over time 25 minutes.
Personally, I find witnessing much more enjoyable
I've decided to give our church the $500.00 a
month I used to send to TV evangelists.
I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the
Junior High Sunday School class.
I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard
Nothing inspires me and
strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!